Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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