I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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