school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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