How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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