someone get that fucking seahorse.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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