just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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