Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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