Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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