You work out of a Hotel?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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