You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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