Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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