Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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