dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
worst night to have a conscience
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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