Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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