just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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