Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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