Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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