Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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