But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
we should paint friendship bongs
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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