I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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