Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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