He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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