on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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