Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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