That's intense
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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