The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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