we have officially lost it.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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