I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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