bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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