If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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