Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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