so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
