My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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