Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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