then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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