I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he just fucked me for my cheese..
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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