so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
sex in a hospital.. check
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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