New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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