as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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