I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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