we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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