It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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