hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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