i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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