He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
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if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I take back everything I said about communal showers
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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