I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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