I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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