My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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