god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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