my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
