She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Ladies don't puke and tell
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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