First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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