Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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