i would punch a child for taco bell
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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