normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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