I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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